Episode 8: Lightning Crotch

Childish

Alison Rosen

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Did Elliot barf from his dinner at Tam O'Shanter or Alison and Daniel's caroling? Greg and Alison talk on a variety of health stresses (kidney stones, anyone?), make their life and baby-related predictions for 2019, and help a mom manage her kids' screen time. Plus, Greg gets a party hot tub and you'll find out what's giving Alison the pregnancy phenomenon known as Lightning Crotch!

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:05.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:10.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.
0:14.0	Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?
0:19.0	Childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?
0:24.0	Welcome to Childish. I'm Greg Fitzimmons.
0:28.0	I'm Allison Rosen and we already forget the order of how we start the show I think we're we're only just a
0:36.3	mere handful of episodes in and it's already going off the rails we need to focus group
0:40.9	our yeah our little things.
0:43.8	Do you prefer welcome to childish?
0:46.5	I'm Greg Fitzsimmons and I'm Allison Rosen.
0:49.0	Or, and this one's drastically different,
0:52.3	I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:53.0	I'm Allison Rosen and welcome to Childish.
0:55.0	No, because that's how we end it.
0:58.0	That's right.
0:59.0	But not welcome, yeah.
1:01.0	All right.
1:02.0	Let's get into it. Okay.
1:03.0	Allison, you were late again today.
1:05.0	I know, I feel bad. You're so gracious about my being late, but I feel like it's not okay.
1:10.0	Your third trimester, anything goes.
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