Episode 1: Pregnancy Orgasms
Childish
Alison Rosen
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2017
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
In the very first episode of Childish, Greg and Alison talk about getting caught "dad-splaining," the gift of pregnancy orgasms, and give advice to a caller about how to make it through the insanity-inducing nights of sleep deprivation with an infant.
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| 0:00.0 | Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid. |
| 0:05.0 | Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid. |
| 0:10.0 | Childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it. |
| 0:15.0 | Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid? |
| 0:20.0 | Childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this |
| 0:24.7 | that's right you've heard it you heard the childish theme song for the first time |
| 0:30.3 | it'll be in your head now forever it's's a yeah, it's gonna be something we we tested it through |
| 0:36.4 | Nassau to become a what do they call it a wormhole? It goes in your brain an earworm. It's an earworm. It's an earworm. It's a worm hall. It's both. |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah. It exists in the multiverse. I had somebody put raindrops keep falling on my head by Mac Davis. |
| 0:54.1 | No, not Mac Davis, B.J. something. |
| 0:56.8 | And I was down south and it just, |
| 0:59.2 | and it went in my head and literally it was three days, |
| 1:01.5 | could not flush it out. I had nothing's going to stop us now by Jefferson |
| 1:08.1 | Starship. Oh you lost me on Starship. Yeah Jefferson Airplane. The best love them. Yeah, Jefferson Airplane. The best. Love them. Yeah |
| 1:15.8 | Jefferson's Starship there was quite a drop-off. Anyway, I had that song is that the song? It's the theme song from Mannequin. |
| 1:23.2 | Did you see that movie with Andrew McCarthy? |
| 1:25.9 | And I might have in the 80s. |
| 1:27.4 | Samantha from Sex in the City. |
| 1:30.0 | There's Mannequin, there was Mannequin too. |
| 1:32.6 | Anyway, that's the theme song. |
| 1:34.0 | And whenever there was like a quiet moment in my head |
| 1:37.2 | for a year, like probably a decade that would pop into my head. |
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