Episode 799 - How Many Kids Does Elon Musk Have?
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
News has leaked that Elon Musk has two more kids -- twins birthed by one of his employees, Aaron Rodgers got the sort of cringe tattoo we all expected, legendary James Caan has passed away at the age of 82, a Florida man dunked on his dead dad by writing a scathing obituary, and one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles almost killed two guys.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, in Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross, you by Ghostbite.com, change that. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, where'd that, where'd off? |
| 0:27.0 | I don't know how Rubin Schneider does it everyday. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm convinced that he's hacked into the back end of his YouTube, and he's first in the room every single time, and the show didn't even start. |
| 0:38.0 | Do you think he's a spy? |
| 0:40.0 | He might be. |
| 0:41.0 | He might be. |
| 0:42.0 | Is he a spy for YouTube, and he's like... |
| 0:44.0 | Could be. |
| 0:45.0 | You know, parading around as like that he likes us and stuff, but really? |
| 0:50.0 | I don't want to rule it out. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:53.0 | I definitely don't want to rule it out. |
| 0:54.0 | He wears suits a lot of places, so who knows what he does. |
| 0:58.0 | Right, right. |
| 0:59.0 | But it scares the shit out of me. |
| 1:01.0 | I'd also kind of love it. |
| 1:02.0 | Rubes, so I'm proud of you. |
| 1:04.0 | For the audio listeners, that's Rubin Schneider. |
| 1:06.0 | He's the first in the room every single day on YouTube. |
| 1:08.0 | He is a champion, a king, and a hero. |
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