Episode 800 - The Drunk Newscaster
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
A newscaster in Albany did an entire morning broadcast blackout drunk, the Emmy nominations are out and 'The Righteous Gemstones' was once again robbed, and Armie Hammer is selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands now (and also maybe eating people there).
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross you bike gospit.com! |
| 0:22.0 | Ah, James! |
| 0:25.0 | Why? |
| 0:27.0 | Why, James? |
| 0:30.0 | Why what? |
| 0:31.0 | This is so fucking hot, dude. |
| 0:33.0 | I can't. |
| 0:34.0 | I can't. |
| 0:35.0 | I can't go in the conversation either. |
| 0:37.0 | But every day they're like, oh, it's a new record, it's a new record, it's a new record. |
| 0:41.0 | That hasn't been broken since 1825. |
| 0:44.0 | It was yesterday's record and then today they're like, oh, we're going to have to go all the way back to 1817. |
| 0:50.0 | I feel like we're living in 1817. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.0 | How is technology not there yet that we don't have a sky cloud? |
| 0:57.0 | That encompasses the entire state and it can change the weather. |
| 1:01.0 | I think that's next. |
| 1:03.0 | We got the fucking robot dogs who can tear your face off and feed it to your family members. |
| 1:07.0 | You know, they can jump over fences. |
| 1:10.0 | And you think the next step is a new atmosphere? |
| 1:13.0 | I think so. |
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