Episode 798 - Joey Chestnut Chokes Out A Protestor
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
National treasure and hot dog king Joey Chestnut choked out an anti-meat PETA protester while winning his latest Mustard Belt in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest -- plus Jessie got drunk for the first time since giving birth and it went terribly, Bette Midler accidentally goes against the woke, and Austin Butler did NOT punch Ezra Miller in the face in Tokyo.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross, you by Ghostbite.com! |
| 0:24.0 | Ladies, come on! |
| 0:26.0 | Hi! |
| 0:28.0 | Hi! |
| 0:30.0 | It's going to be a lot of deep exhales today. |
| 0:34.0 | A lot of... |
| 0:36.0 | A lot of... |
| 0:38.0 | Hungover on the 4th of July. |
| 0:42.0 | It's strange, like the place that I'm in right now. |
| 0:48.0 | It's a real strange place right now. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | Because I didn't feel like I really got rocked this weekend. |
| 0:54.0 | You did. |
| 0:56.0 | I just feel like I had so much water in between |
| 0:58.0 | that I feel like I might be in my third trimester. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:04.0 | And I can't piss. |
| 1:06.0 | I can't take one single peepee. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay. |
| 1:10.0 | In this state, it is too hot. |
| 1:12.0 | And the liquid is going somewhere, |
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