Episode 78: The Games Have Begun
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Yankees baseball is back ... sort of. Luke Voit hit a ball out of Florida. Greg Bird is doing Spring Training Greg Bird things. Aaron Hicks dropped the greatest quote of all time. CC Sabathia lost a ton of weight, much to Stephen A Smith's dismay. "STAY ON THE CRUNCH BERRIES!!" Also, the Manny Machado saga finally came to an end after talking about it for 30 straight episodes!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | What's happening? Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch. |
| 0:12.1 | I'm your host Hubbs alongside me on the other side of the laptop. |
| 0:15.4 | My co-host, my compadre, Tommy smokes, Thomas Kibelli, what's going on? |
| 0:19.9 | What's up? |
| 0:20.6 | How are we're back? Baseball's back. It's back. The games have begun. We are rocket and rolling. I promise myself I wouldn't overreact. Uh, that's that's out the door. |
| 0:33.0 | We're a weapon, this team. |
| 0:35.8 | This team is gonna be incredible. |
| 0:37.1 | We are hitting everything, every pitching, |
| 0:39.0 | left-handed pitchers, right-handed pitchers. |
| 0:40.8 | We're in the opposite field. |
| 0:42.1 | We're in the center, right in the opposite field. We're hitting |
| 0:43.7 | over the fence. We're doing everything. We're doing everything we need to do. |
| 0:47.9 | They took they took Tampa race to the cleaners today and they won't eight they |
| 0:51.9 | won't eight to 5. |
| 0:53.3 | The Yankees are back. |
| 0:55.0 | I mean, we, I feel alive for the first time in months. |
| 0:58.9 | It's not even because like they won, like actually who gives a shit, |
| 1:01.4 | but just like seeing games and like seeing |
| 1:03.5 | games and like seeing tweets about players and what it's just I feel back. |
| 1:09.8 | It does. |
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