Episode 77: Locking Up Sevy
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tommy are back to discuss the early stories from Yankees Spring Training. Luis Severino agreed to a team-friendly deal, CC Sabathia will retire after 2019, and Jacoby Ellsbury is hurt again. They unveil a groundbreaking theory on Ellsbury's abscence. The guys also touch on Jasson Dominguez, Aaron Judge leading off, Harper/Machado latest, and Hubbs talks going on WFAN!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | What's happening? Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch. |
| 0:12.2 | I'm your host Hubbs, alongside me on the other side of the laptop. |
| 0:15.7 | The Colossus of Cloud, Tommy smokes, Tom Skibelli, what's going on, Bud? |
| 0:20.5 | What's up? |
| 0:21.3 | What's happening? Nothing. |
| 0:23.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:24.0 | You kind of did steal my line a little. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.0 | People forget that I started our first couple. |
| 0:31.0 | Oh, by the way, congrats to us one year of the show oh yeah |
| 0:35.0 | Friday was our Friday was our intro episode but still |
| 0:40.0 | second one year yeah that counts in my book. So good on us good stuff |
| 0:45.8 | I completely lost my train of thought already, but oh no the what's that what's happening? I did it for the first couple episodes and my like best friends like made fun of me for it they were like they just kept doing it like funny voices and I got bullied from doing it. I literally stopped I got I like was terrified to do it. |
| 1:03.1 | They'd made me after a few episodes of it not being there. |
| 1:05.8 | They demanded it come back. |
| 1:07.3 | So shout out to those. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, you can't be pushed around like that. |
| 1:10.6 | I allow myself to get bullied, but it's 2019 and we're changing. We're a different person in 2019, not going to get bullied. |
| 1:18.0 | You did have some news to tell me, didn't you? |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, I just wanted to tell you that Casper mattresses are the best. You know you may be |
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