Episode 79: Hicks Deal, Tulo's Hot Start, Voit vs. Bird, And More
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2019
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Spring Training is in full throttle. The Luke Voit vs. Greg Bird battle is one for the ages. Aaron Hicks got a 7 year contract extension, and we're all about it. Tulo is electric, but let's not fall in love just yet. We make odds for him making it to Opening Day. Aaron Judge hit a ball so hard it went off someone’s glove and over the fence. We have riveting updates on Shane Robinson and Jacoby Ellsbury. Village idiot Colin Cowherd doesn’t think the Yankees have any complimentary players. And Noah Syndergaard is still the worst!
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