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Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. This is white boy Chris. There's Dion miss Pats on the phone desperately tried to figure out if the kids got picked up

Shit your fucking mouth Chris

They charged by the hour if the kids don't get picked up. Lucky Juma did you go get kids?

All right stay tuned it's another crazy episode of the Pat Down. I cannot stand my ungrateful as family

Whatever happened to the dingoing man

We need though uncle's back in your life who hunched on your kids. Oh

He's fucking they so mad that she did everything like this all her fault. That's why it's so funny

It's all her fault. He said I am in class. I'm not getting these kids. He was emphatic and she said all right

I understand go get the kids

Because mom fuck you

He won't say no mom fuck me. I kill him. Yeah

All right, so stay tuned. It even like even when Ray Maul the way he talks

Even when Ray Maul he's like I'm doing it

And I have to constantly remind him that we are African American people and

Fuck that shit. That's a little boy. We nipples if you ever in your life use that white baby tone at me again

I will literally kill your ass. She said it like I don't understand what he was saying was wrong

I don't know I was fucking yelling at me. I'm doing it. That's not how you answer black

You say yes, man. Oh else you get up a part motherfucking cup

Up a cup of cup up a cup of cup of Dutch

Oh, he pissed me out so fucking bad. I mean, I'm like what are you hollering at me for?

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