Episode 74: Ms. Pat's Trap House and Teaching Center

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimming trunks fall off. Ms. Pat shares some pranks from back in the day. It starts at matches and ends with Tom Tom and gun powder. We check in with Ms. Pat's brother. She also shares a story about raising kids that shouldn't be repeated by anyone anywhere ever. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. I'm always here with my st-
0:17.4	with my two guys, Dianne, and fucking Chris. And the day we talk about-
0:21.9	I'm gonna say it like that. I'm sleepy.
0:24.4	Ah, yes.
0:26.3	What are we talking about?
0:27.4	Oh, your family? Maybe the craziest family story you've ever told on 80 episodes this show.
0:34.2	Yeah, do not listen to this episode in drive at the same fucking time.
0:37.3	Ridiculous. I'm being serious. Don't do it.
0:40.9	Do not fucking drive when you listen to this episode.
0:44.4	I think is this one where we talked about my penis?
0:47.0	Oh, your penis. But fucking, that's it. Y'all bought the stun gun instead of this.
0:51.3	Yeah.
0:52.5	It had my eyelashes fell off. I was in the lab.
0:55.7	I'm so fucking glad y'all made me remember that story.
0:58.4	That is.
1:00.4	So after the music, y'all stay tuned.
1:22.6	You put your lock on the spin down. Ain't no need for the weight.
1:26.0	And turn it up now.
1:27.6	What you talking about is real though.
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