Episode 72: Two Baby Stone Mountains

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with himself. Ms. Pat learned a lesson that confuses Deon and Chris. Trump takes a test. Ms. Pat pretends to be her husband on the phone. She shares a few details about her love life with Garrett. We talk Saturday morning cartoons and that floozie Smurfette. The leads to a conversation about classic McDonald's commercials and prolapsed vaginas. Then White Boy Chris puts Ms. Pat to sleep. Literally. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How did Malcolm finally gain his cat's respect?
0:03.1	Was it because he saved 35% on Trainline,
0:06.0	then bravely looked into the eyes of his dismissive pet,
0:09.2	where he saw something that said,
0:11.9	I don't actually hate you.
0:14.8	His Trainline detanged for Malcolm gaining his cat's respect.
0:18.8	We hope so.
0:19.7	We really do.
0:21.4	Great journey start with Trainline.
0:24.2	Average savings from advanced fairs, rail carts and split-save were available
0:27.1	versus equivalent flexible fair TNC's apply.
0:57.1	Bonus content, a t-shirt or an autographed copy of Rabbit,
1:00.4	Miss Pats Autobiography.
1:01.9	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon,
1:04.6	and while you're there join our Facebook group.
1:27.1	Like a motherfucker won't hear that shit.
1:28.7	I fell asleep.
1:29.5	I didn't even know I was asleep.
1:31.0	I opened my body fell asleep with my spirit,
1:33.1	saying, well, he's shitting the fuck up.
1:35.1	Nord and everything.
1:36.4	But you can hear it after the music.
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