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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 71: Romancing Ms. Pat

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat’s vertigo is acting up and reminds her of her one powerful eye. Deon Curry is wearing his mask to be safe. They then explain black hair to White Boy Chris Spangle. She then explains why she is not romantic. Ms. Pat found a door deal and wants to update the garage which leads her to a crazy story from her past. We also talk about the explosion in Lebanon.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's white boy Chris.

0:01.1

If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,

0:02.7

then join our Patreon and support us.

0:04.5

Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,

0:08.0

Miss Pat's autobiography.

0:09.4

Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon.

0:12.2

And while you're there, join our Facebook group.

0:13.9

Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

0:15.8

I'm in my basement with Chris and Dion.

0:19.0

Hi.

0:19.8

And we're talking about what today?

0:22.5

Babe Ruth.

0:23.2

Babe Ruth?

0:24.3

And, uh, Lebanon?

0:25.8

Uh, you're great.

0:26.6

You tell a story about your garage door that's hilarious?

0:29.5

Yes, the garage door.

0:30.7

Y'all say...

0:31.5

Dangerous of Chinese food.

0:32.5

Oh, fucking Chinese people brought my damn garage door down.

0:36.4

You won't believe it.

0:37.4

Yeah.

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