Episode 72: Keepin' it Classy with Strippers and George Perez
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2015
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Here at the Perfect 10 Podcast, we LOVE strippers, and fellow comics - so how about an episode with plenty of both! We interview comedian George Perez at his day job, a strip club in Orange County where he DJ's, "so guys can get grinded on." We talk to George inside this "classy" strip club, about dating strippers vs comedians, then we visit with some lovely ladies in the strippers' dressing room, and Ralphie shares some stories from when he worked at a strip club back in Houston. For good measure, we throw in a fun debate about pussy hair, so let us know what you think - hair or no hair?
This is a fun, folks.
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| 0:00.0 | my second week dancing my third grade teacher came in oh my gosh this is a hundred |
| 0:06.4 | percent true story mr russo i know you're out there and he called me by my full name yeah |
| 0:13.8 | and i was like oh my god he recognized you from third grade yeah i look the same yeah but i don't think you look quite the same but okay |
| 0:24.5 | kind of like you don't know mr. Rousseau apparently anyways did he get a lap dance he did and then a |
| 0:33.1 | week later he came in looking like he got a GQ makeover like Like he came in with like t-shirt and jeans the first time. |
| 0:40.5 | And then he came in like, I swear to God he was wearing a cumber bed. |
| 0:43.8 | This is so creepy because you were in third grade when he knew you. |
| 0:46.9 | Like that's so like, that is insane. |
| 0:50.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. is in, yeah. I like the house to cold. I like to keep it hot. |
| 1:04.0 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 1:07.0 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 1:09.0 | It scares me when she's driving |
| 1:11.6 | And that always causes a fight |
| 1:14.6 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:17.6 | And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:19.6 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:26.6 | Oh those things you do |
| 1:30.3 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:32.3 | And you're a dirty Jew |
| 1:35.3 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:38.3 | Sometimes you're not right |
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