Episode 73: The Mikey and Teddy Takeover
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2015
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast comedians Mikey Scott and Teddy Margas join us to talk, talk, talk, about how they met and teamed up to run the "Queers of Comedy Show," debate whether or not Mikey is a "bad gay," a little branding advice (hint: maybe the best catchphrase ever), and delve into some... interesting former day jobs. Don't miss a second of these two and their HILARIOUS visit to the Perfect 10 Podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you fall into the bear community? |
| 0:01.6 | Well, I do, but they don't accept me. |
| 0:03.9 | He's a twink in a bear suit. |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, they come a twink in a bear suit. They fall into a... We don't explain what that means. Twink? In a bear state. Like, what a... Okay, a bear is a larger, hairier, gay guy. And in the bear community, there could be polar bears, which are the older ones that have the silver hair. |
| 0:02.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:03.3 | Then there's the Cubs, which are the older ones that have the silver hair. Yeah. |
| 0:21.6 | Then there's the Cubs, which they're the younger, a little thinner. And then there are the otters, |
| 0:27.7 | which are thin hairy guys that are, I say balding, but they say no. Because you know how like |
| 0:32.4 | when an otter gets out of the water and it's wet, it's like thin and slick. Slick. That's what we call |
| 0:37.3 | Mikey when he doesn't shave. |
| 0:39.7 | Really? |
| 0:40.9 | So as an otter, is it more acceptable to be a bad gay? |
| 0:45.4 | I think so. I think in the whole bear side, you don't have to be as fabulous, quote, unquote. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. fabulous quote unquote I like the house to cold I like to keep it hot |
| 1:04.0 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 1:07.0 | I like to eat a lot |
| 1:09.0 | scares me where she's driving |
| 1:11.6 | And that always causes a fight |
| 1:14.6 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:17.6 | And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:19.6 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:26.6 | Oh those things you do |
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