Episode 71: Love Advice with Big Mike
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2015
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome back comedian Big Mike, our FAVORITE love advice guru, to see how his marriage is holding up and talk about love and commitment with a little (hint: a lot of) honesty. Be prepared to hear some real shit on marriage, cheating, STD's, anal, parenting, and more.... yeap, that's the Perfect 10!
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine you got coral growing on your balls. |
| 0:02.7 | Is that what it looks like when it starts growing? |
| 0:04.2 | These warts. |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, when you look at pictures of genital warps, |
| 0:07.4 | ugh. |
| 0:09.0 | Ugh. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh, a vomit. |
| 0:10.3 | Hey, everybody, Google right now, |
| 0:12.5 | genital warts, images. |
| 0:13.8 | Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. |
| 0:20.6 | I like the house too cold |
| 0:24.6 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:27.6 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:30.6 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:33.6 | scares me when she's driving |
| 0:36.6 | and that always causes a fight I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:41.3 | and I like to fuck at night sometimes it drives me crazy all those things you do you're a big fat gentile |
| 0:56.8 | and you're a dirty chew |
| 0:59.1 | sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:02.2 | sometimes you're not right |
| 1:04.5 | I like deep us in the morning |
| 1:07.3 | and I suck dick at night |
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