Episode 715: Chocolate Milk

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Molly.
0:05.3	And I'm Matthew.
0:06.3	And this is spilled milk, the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any.
0:11.2	And today we're talking about chocolate milk.
0:13.9	That's right. It's also our pledge drive episode.
0:17.8	Yay!
0:18.5	It's my favorite time of year and your favorite time of year listeners,
0:21.7	because it's the time of year when you get to support your favorite podcast, which is us.
0:26.1	That's right. And I should say, too, that it's... Just like that popular TV show, which is us.
0:31.4	Which is us. Yeah. I should say also that it's our birthday season. It is our birthday season.
0:38.1	Yeah.
0:38.4	And so, you know, when you pledge to the show, allegiance.
0:43.9	When you pledged allegiance to the show.
0:45.9	You are actually also helping us to celebrate our birthdays.
0:49.5	Yeah, that's true.
0:50.2	Yeah, we can't celebrate our birthdays without you.
0:53.1	Like, if you don't pledge this year,
0:55.3	I'm going to be stuck at 49 forever. That's right. That's right. I'm going to be stuck at 47.
1:00.5	June told me the other day that I was turning 46. And I was like, no, no, June, I'm already 46.
1:05.0	And they were like, no, no, you're 45. I love that when a kid, like, is so sure that they know more about something than you and they're so wrong. It's delightful. My spouse does that to me all the time. I do all the time, too. I do all the time, too. Yeah. It must be so annoying to be married to me. Yeah, no, it must be so annoying to be married to me because often I will, I will, with great
1:28.7	fervor, say like, no, definitely this is correct. And then realize later, no, actually, that
1:33.8	was completely wrong. Oh, that's so fun. I love that. It's great. Yeah. But hey, chocolate milk.
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