I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is Spilled Milk the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any.

Today we are talking about, okay, well, so let me give the most, let me give the most sort of, the title that will allow you to understand what we're talking about.

We are talking about store-bought cookie dough. Yeah. And the cookies you can make from it. Right. But what we called this episode is cold cookies or possibly cool cookies. I don't think we decided. Last night, we were out with Abby last night and she referred to this episode as cool cookies, which then we thought was pretty great, too. I think we're a couple of cool cookies. Oh, yeah. The teams love to listen to our show, apparently. Anyway, so this is cookie dough you buy at the supermarket. Yep. Yeah, I was suggested by me because I wanted to do something cookie-related, and so I was looking back through our many past cookie episodes. I'm like, well,

we haven't done this. And the other thing is, this show is coming out on Matthew's birthday.

Yes. I just want to point out, Matthew is turning 50. Yeah. And probably like, right as you listen to this, like I've been thrown the most lavish party. Oh, yeah. Like all my favorite celebrities just arrived in a helicopter. There's going to be a vodka luge. It's going to be on fire. Caviar. And you're all invited. If you can figure out where the party is and make it there by the end of this episode. Also, if you can tell Matthew how to figure out where the party is, he'll be there too.

I have not found it yet either.

I'm following the smell of like the vodka.

What did you say?

The ice luge.

The vodka luge and the burning flesh.

Burning flesh.

The ice luge is on fire.

Like it's not a party unless something tragic happens.

All right.

So happy birthday to me and I get cookies.

That's right.

Happy birthday to Matthew.

But no, seriously, this guy is 50 today.

Or when you're listening to this episode, he's 50. Yeah, I mean, like, seriously, but it's not that serious,

right, everyone? No, 50 is... There's a cure, right? Yeah. Okay, quick, let's get into the episode

before he realizes there isn't a't. Oh, no. Okay.

All right.

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