Episode 70: Hard Choices with Matt Iseman
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2015
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, we catch up with "All American Guy" comic and American Ninja Warrior host Matt Iseman. Matt, Lahna, and Ralphie discuss all the dirty ways you can end a relationship, the choices you have to make to keep one working (ie: don't send too many dick pics) - and Matt's inability to settle down. The crew also dishes on being screwed over by a crazy ex, and whether or not it was deserved...
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| 0:00.0 | I shouldn't be soliciting. |
| 0:01.7 | I don't want to solicit them. |
| 0:02.5 | I'm not saying like, |
| 0:03.3 | hey, I want dig picks and they'll come. |
| 0:04.8 | And then people will come though. |
| 0:05.5 | Then I then don't send them because then I might be looking at my phone and then bam, |
| 0:10.0 | bam, dig pick. |
| 0:10.9 | I like the house to cold. |
| 0:23.6 | I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:26.6 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:28.6 | It scares me when she's driving. |
| 0:31.6 | And that always causes a fight. |
| 0:34.6 | I like to fuck in the morning. |
| 0:36.6 | And I like to fuck in the morning And I like to fuck at night |
| 0:40.3 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 0:46.3 | All those things you do |
| 0:49.3 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 0:52.3 | And you're a dirty Jew. |
| 0:55.4 | Sometimes you are wrong. |
| 0:58.0 | Sometimes you're not right. |
| 1:00.9 | Lighty bus in the morning. |
| 1:03.5 | And I suck to get nice. |
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