Episode 69: 50 Shades of Rene
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2015
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome comedian Rene Garcia. Rene unloads on his vasectomy, and shares some crazy stories from working overnights in the ER as a radiologist technician. Hint - a lot of objects inserted anally. So tighten up and settle in for a fun listen!
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| 0:00.0 | If they pull that that mayonnaise jar out of their butt, do they get to keep it and wear it like a piece of shrap metal? |
| 0:05.0 | Is it recyclable? |
| 0:06.4 | Yeah, can they put it back? |
| 0:07.4 | I like the house to cold. I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking. I like to keep it hot I don't care much for cooking I like to eat a lot |
| 0:25.6 | scares me when she's driving and that always causes a bite I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:34.6 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 0:42.3 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 0:44.3 | All those things you do |
| 0:47.3 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 0:49.3 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 0:52.3 | Sometimes you are wrong Sometimes you're a dirty chew. Sometimes you are wrong. |
| 0:55.5 | Sometimes you're not right. |
| 0:58.3 | I like deep us in the morning. |
| 1:00.9 | And I suck to get night. |
| 1:06.0 | Hey kids, it's Ralphie Mae, and this week we've got our old school friend, |
| 1:09.9 | Renee Garcia. It'sston stand-up comedian |
| 1:13.5 | and uh we've we live in l a l a now i know but i've known you haven't seen him in a long time |
| 1:18.0 | and too long man too long that's a bad thing about comedies you don't see your friends enough you |
| 1:24.2 | know it's it's rare that you get to see them when you do do, though, it's like you never, you never stopped hanging out. |
| 1:30.7 | Well, that's true to people in general, you know? I don't know, man. It's real bad in comedy that way. Well, yeah, because you go for months or years without seeing someone, then all of a sudden, bam, you're on the same schedule again. But Renee is great. And, you know, like, he works as a comedian, but he always had his sort of way of making a living, which is as a radiology technician. |
| 1:48.8 | So he's a medical professional. |
| 1:50.2 | And I had some very important medical questions for Renee. |
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