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Spilled Milk

Episode 682: Ranch Dressing

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all and you can't have any.

0:11.3

And today we're talking ranch dressing.

0:15.2

Matthew is afraid.

0:17.8

Okay. So let's get that out of the way first. First of all, this was suggested by

0:21.7

listener Phoebe. Thank you. I think, listener Phoebe. And just for any listeners who may have

0:26.7

forgotten, like I sometimes forget, Matthew is really scared of condiments. Yeah, but it's not,

0:33.6

it's not exactly condiments. That's right, because you love hot sauce.

0:37.9

I love hot sauce.

0:38.8

I love barbecue sauce.

0:39.9

I don't like ketchup or mustard, which I know is weird.

0:42.5

But ranch dressing is kind of a different thing.

0:45.4

It's that I can't think of any food I like that is creamy, savory, and cold.

0:51.6

Like any two of those, I can be down with that, but all three of them totally skeaves me out.

0:57.4

Okay, let's think about it.

0:58.3

Creamy and savory.

0:59.9

Yeah.

1:00.2

So that could be like a potato leek soup.

1:02.6

Yeah, love a potato leek soup.

1:04.0

Okay, what about savory and cold?

1:06.2

Savory and cold.

1:07.3

Salad?

1:08.1

Yeah, like a salad.

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