Episode 672 - I Hate April Fool's Day
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Ross and Jessie talk about the black box in the SUV Tiger Woods crashed and what it could have recorded, Joe Biden’s dog major biting ANOTHER person in the White House, why they both hate April Fool’s Day, and Sharon Stone’s insane autobiography — plus Ross takes a smelling salt live on air.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Rocks you by GoSpit.com, James O. |
| 0:25.0 | I got rise cooking in the microwave. |
| 0:31.0 | We got a three day beat. |
| 0:33.0 | I don't plan to share it. |
| 0:37.0 | Sorry, I was listening to that. |
| 0:39.0 | I was listening to that, James. |
| 0:41.0 | All morning. |
| 0:42.0 | All morning. |
| 0:43.0 | When I feel like I'm in a rut, I go hard Travis Tritt all morning long. |
| 0:50.0 | Old school Travis Tritt, that song. |
| 0:53.0 | It's a beautiful song. |
| 0:55.0 | Damn, they're pitch perfect. |
| 0:57.0 | If I do say so myself or pooch perfect, if you're Rebel Wilson. |
| 1:02.0 | But that was, it's a great day to be alive. |
| 1:05.0 | And today is not. |
| 1:07.0 | It is April Fools and I hate April Fools day. |
| 1:11.0 | I hate all the jokes. |
| 1:12.0 | I hate all the fake pictures. |
| 1:16.0 | The Bud Light Pizza Seltzer that they put out. |
| 1:22.0 | Other people are fighting each other that aren't fighting each other. |
| 1:26.0 | I don't want to, I just want to skip this day. |
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