Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution!

Ross, you by Ghostbath.com!

No, I like to be as loud as possible, Jesse, for the people.

No, we're not in a train station. Please today just talk to me like you're next to me.

Are you for real? No, I'm not going to. That's the voice you're getting all day today.

You know why, James. You know why. Why? Two massive things that happened in the last couple of days.

One, before we got started, you were talking to Baper Hands Dan back in the studio.

I know. I'm going to miss Bob's weird facts. We're flying. We're flying solo.

We're flying without a net. That's what I like to call Bob our net.

A lot of fake news today. A lot of facts that will be unchecked.

Sorry. It might not even be facts. I've never even seen you use a computer before.

This is World News Daily, basically. The whole show is World News Daily.

If you were wondering why Dan and Bob look like shit. I mean, just absolute shit over there.

They got rocks last night during the Baylor Gonzaga game that they were doing a live watch on drinking bros sports, which was awesome.

I enjoyed that feed. It was great. Not so great for my wallet because I picked Gonzaga and they got absolutely destroyed.

Absolutely destroyed. Right. So as this destruction is going on, it suddenly dawns on me.

That I had made a bet with hot Bob where I have to look like Adam Morrison of Gonzaga for a week.

Now, the positives of it are I'm very close to lengthen hair and the parts on the middle and all that stuff.

Luckily, he had a baby mustache that will maybe take me, I don't know, a week to grow tops, which is nice.

And then I can do all of that. The problem was Bob got so excited because he took Baylor.

Bob's level of trash. Hot Bob's level of trash last night was really dude on a zillion. I hope he got an Uber.

Okay. I don't know how we got home and we have no way to patch in with them.

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