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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 671 - White Boy Summer

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

5 β€’ 2.2K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie break down whether or not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tail situation is real or fake, Jessie accidentally gives herself the nickname J-FIRE, Ross tells a story about getting in a fight with Devon Sawa at a Limp Bizkit album release party in 2000 in defense of Bert Kreischer β€” plus a Crime Corner and Jessie explains how to properly intimidate children.

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0:00.0

And inside the rust for my mental type.

0:03.2

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

0:10.3

In Patterson, Rival News.

0:12.5

Hey.

0:16.0

Rock, tube by Gospet.com.

0:21.6

Yeah, dance for me.

0:23.8

Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me.

0:28.0

What?

0:28.8

not that fun. I am a gigantic fan and it's just so new, you know, so new. You look great.

0:37.8

Thank you. Every single day we do this show, you look great and I'm trying to keep up with you.

0:43.6

I don't want to be the person that's behind in the relationship like, you know, there's always one,

0:48.8

right? Well, yeah, but you're rich. So all this kind of, you know what I mean? It all just kind

0:54.6

of washes away just kidding. I'm not. I would say it though. If I was rich enough, I'd say that

1:00.8

on the air. I'd be like, Hey, you know why she's with me and I can just let myself go is because I'm

1:06.0

super rich and FF everyone, but no, I can't say whenever you have your own company, all your money

1:12.9

just goes back into it. And it's just a giant money pit. And hopefully you come out the other

1:18.0

sides, man, like a rose, you know, I smell like a road and you do frame when you own your own small

1:25.9

business, you're you're a crawl through five miles worth of shit and come out on the other side

1:31.5

and smell like a rose. And hopefully I'll see you all in say once in a whole one day. But until then,

1:38.0

we're here and I'm in Texas. You're in North Carolina. I feel we keep switching weeks. We switch

1:44.9

and I don't know where I am. I don't know what time it is. Time time is a prison. And I refuse to be

1:52.6

incarcerated. Yeah. And the world is a vampire. You know, a lot of people say that's at the top

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