Episode 670 - Special Guest Barns Courtney
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Ross and Jessie are joined by rock star Barns Courtney to talk about his new album, how COVID affected his touring schedule, and then the mushrooms kick in... then Barns proceeds to tell us a 25-minute story about how Lindsay Lohan found him on her burner Instagram account and flew him out to Mykonos to have sex with him.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross you by Ghostbite.com! |
| 0:22.0 | You don't need to Ross, Patterson Revolution. |
| 0:27.0 | I did not know that was going to happen. |
| 0:30.0 | And then a bit of the bubbly for one of our favorites, Barnes Courtney is here. |
| 0:35.0 | How many people sing to your face? |
| 0:37.0 | Just like mom. |
| 0:44.0 | All I ask is that you constantly play Kate Me with my own song lyrics. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh my gosh, I will, I will. |
| 0:50.0 | I will not do the show unless I'm being complimented constantly from beginning to, |
| 0:55.0 | do they know all the words to my songs? |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, well I'm not going to, do they know all the words to my songs? |
| 1:01.0 | Not only do we know the words to your songs, but our children know the words to your songs, |
| 1:05.0 | because you don't really swear that much, which is great. |
| 1:08.0 | You were, in my opinion, I know we, we, fuck you dude. |
| 1:13.0 | Fuck you dude, yes I do. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm cool. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm street wise, I'm down with the kids. |
| 1:18.0 | Is that a choice in any way or you just like don't feel like you have to? |
| 1:22.0 | Well, I've dedicated my life to baby Jesus. |
| 1:24.0 | And I just feel as though I should sort of maintain a certain level of composure. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah. |
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