Episode 665 - Flying Home From Lisbon
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Here's an extra special episode all about Hank's trip home from Lisbon and much much more. -Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Bon die, Kevin. |
| 0:03.8 | Bon die. |
| 0:05.7 | Como sta? |
| 0:06.6 | Hello. |
| 0:07.3 | Oh, I'm sorry, Kevin. |
| 0:08.3 | I just back from Portugal, I slip in and out. |
| 0:11.9 | Oh, sure. |
| 0:13.0 | I don't even know I'm doing it. |
| 0:14.3 | I don't even know I'm doing it. |
| 0:14.3 | I just slip in and out. |
| 0:15.5 | Bon die. |
| 0:17.3 | Obrugado. |
| 0:19.0 | Bon dia being inappropriate at the moment because it means good morning. Oh, God. Yeah. And it's like 8 o'clock at night or whatever. How gauche. Yeah. I learned, so I went to Portugal, and I want to make sure to talk a lot about it. Yes. About my trip to Portugal. What part of Portugal? Lisbon. Lisbon. Lisbon. Lisbon. And then went to Cumbria. Cumbria. Which is two hours. I think it was north. Fuck, I don't know. I just got some stranger's car. Now, is it on the coast? Lisbon is. Lisbon is on the coast. It's, it's a, it's a beautiful town. It's much larger than I thought. Sure, yeah. And here's the thing. The capital of the country? Pretty big. Why did I think at all? When I first found out I was going to Portugal, I had to grab a globe. I'm not kidding you. |
| 1:13.9 | Sleepy little village called Lisbon. Well, I had no idea. I don't know. Right, right. I kind of thought |
| 1:18.9 | it was. I'll be honest. I guess I think every town in Europe other than London is a sleepy little |
| 1:25.3 | village. Sure, right. Yeah. You know, just with, you know, pastries and coffee. Yeah. To some degree, I'm not far off. Some of the places I've been over there. And now that I've been over to Europe twice now, so I'm quite the traveler. I know you're planning your trip to Ibiza later. Dunkirk. Dunkirk? I believe is next on the list. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, I think we're going to Dunkirk sometime in the first few months. That's France, correct? France. France. Yeah, France. Yeah, France. Yeah, France. We would fly into London and then take the, you know, you drive under the... |
| 2:01.6 | Channel, right? The channel? |
| 2:03.6 | Isn't that what it's called? |
| 2:04.6 | The channel? The channel under the channel. |
| 2:07.6 | I believe it's called the channel. |
| 2:09.6 | Yeah, it's a giant tunnel that goes underwater from England to France. |
| 2:14.6 | That's why. I hope nobody's claustrophobic. I'm kind of freaking out now that I'm talking about it. I'm not, now I'm thinking, shit, do I really want to do that? Do you see the water overhead? Yeah, we'll go wrong. Well, yeah, I don't think it's a glass tunnel. I don't think you, I think you just are in a tunnel. I don't even think it's that far. |
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