Episode 666 - Domesticated Grizzlies and the Bidet

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9 • 914 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Well, we've reached episode 666 ... That seems weird. This one's all about sucking at fantasy football, domesticated grizzlies, poop stuff, using a bidet and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0	I was just explaining to you that I don't have hardly, I don't really have anything to talk about.
0:05.1	Yeah.
0:05.8	So it's a good way to start a podcast. I have nothing to say.
0:09.7	Well, it's been tried and true so far.
0:13.3	It's been working for us for about four or five years.
0:17.1	So, you know, why have something to talk about now?
0:20.0	Oh, God.
0:20.7	I will say this.
0:21.3	We were talking about fantasy football.
0:23.0	So in our fantasy football league, neither of us made the playoffs.
0:29.2	I've known I wouldn't make the playoffs since about week three.
0:33.9	Yeah.
0:34.5	I have, when we drafted, Yahoo told me I had an A-plus draft. Maybe the best
0:42.9	draft of the entire league. I'm going to tell you, that's not the first time that's happened
0:48.1	to you. That happened to me last year. Yeah. A-plus, amazing draft. You're kicking ass,
0:52.8	and you go three and 11.
0:55.0	I went four in ten.
0:56.7	I have an absolute piece of shit fantasy football team.
0:59.8	You are in the running.
1:01.4	Yeah.
1:01.8	You typically do better at fantasy football than me.
1:04.4	You know more about the players and what's going on than I do.
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