All right, prepare yourselves.

Prepare yourselves for probably the greatest episode in the history of Hank Patterson's

outdoor misadventures.

This is probably going to, this is it.

I mean, this is the big one.

This is the one that you're going to remember for the rest of your lives.

This is the episode on your deathbed.

Your family is going to be surrounding you on your deathbed, and you're going to be like,

hey, can you all just shut up and play that episode of Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures?

I would like to be listening to that as I drift into the new world or drift into heaven or drift wherever you,

you know, you drift when you die.

I don't really know much about it.

I'm not going to get into theology today.

I'm just here to tell you that this is probably going to be the greatest episode of all

time.

And why would I say that?

Why?

Well, number one, because I'm just such a

positive energy person. I just, I walk around. There's just no negativity in me. I'm just all,

the glasses always half full. I'm, I'm that kitten hanging on that bar that just says,

just hang on. I just, oh, I'm just so full of hope and positivity.

I mean, that's one reason.

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