Episode 663 - Jake Got His Elk

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Wilderness, Sports, Comedy

5.0 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Here's a little ditty about a whole new way to breathe, Hank's book "My Dad Can't Catch A Fish" and Jake's Elk hunt success. It's a whole lotta nonsense, we promise. Snap It! Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, I'm recording. I'm recording. Check, check, check. You want to check that? Check that? Check that. Check. Check. Is that as
0:06.1	allowed as you do? Is that as a lot as you're going to talk? Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake's here.
0:10.0	Jake's here.
0:10.8	Jake's here.
0:11.2	I'm Hank Patterson, and this is Jake.
0:14.9	You say your name.
0:16.0	Oh, I'm not, I, that, I, no, no, now everybody thinks you're an idiot.
0:19.6	We'll start again.
0:20.4	We're less than, check, check, check, check one, too.
0:23.2	No, because it's funny that everybody thinks you're an idiot. We'll start again. We're less than... Check, check, check one, too. No, because it's funny that everybody thinks you're an idiot right off the bat. Oh, man. But I'm not going to give you a hard time during this at all. I wanted to have you on because Jake got his elk. Yeah. Jake got his elk. I got one. Everybody, he got his one elk.
0:39.1	I got my one elk.
0:40.2	A lot of effort.
0:41.4	Man, if I was, if I hunted elk, I would, I would guarantee I'd at least get four.
0:48.1	Yeah, you would.
0:48.8	Guarantee.
0:50.7	I would be arrested, right?
0:52.3	You'd be arrested if you go get four?
0:54.0	Yeah, you'd be banned. You're not allowed to do that. No. Okay. Give you one. That's fine. Okay. Let me... How's the sound? I'm still just doing a couple of tweaks to make sure that everything sounds good. Real pro. Yeah, yeah. On the fly, you make some changes. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Okay. Hey. Everything's working here. Here we are. I just didn't have my headphones turned up.
1:14.4	Oh,
1:14.6	there you go. Okay.
1:11.0	Hey.
1:11.5	Everything's working here.
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