Episode 662 - You Should Panic
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
In this episode Hank swears too much as he and Kevin discus survival, panic, indy book stores, outrage, Barnes and Noble, bad decisions and so much more! Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, here we go. |
| 0:02.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:03.0 | So, a couple of things I forgot to talk about for my trip to... |
| 0:07.0 | And I don't know if I mentioned that I took a little hop across the pond a couple of weeks ago. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah, I was in Scotland. |
| 0:17.0 | Wow! |
| 0:18.0 | What was that like? Well, since you ask, let me talk about it. |
| 0:26.6 | I can't... |
| 0:27.6 | Still Australian. |
| 0:28.6 | Well, I know, but I'm not gonna do... |
| 0:29.6 | I can't do Scottish. |
| 0:31.6 | Like if I had somebody Scottish here, I could... |
| 0:35.6 | I could probably start to Scotland. |
| 0:39.6 | No, no. |
| 0:42.6 | You need Sean Connery here. |
| 0:45.6 | You need... |
| 0:46.6 | Oh, groundskeeper, willy. |
| 0:49.5 | I know, I can't fucking know. |
| 0:51.3 | So I'm not even going to try. |
| 0:52.8 | I'll slap a woman. |
| 0:56.0 | You ever seen that interview? |
| 1:12.5 | Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, boy, how'd that, how'd that go over? It did not go over well. Sean Connery, yeah, if he was, if, I'm not, I don't even know why I start to try. But I also went to England, you know, I was on the border. |
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