Episode 661: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - Cryptids 101

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🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Ed has some questions! He's confused and needs help! Thankfully, Marcus & Henry have answers (kind of)! This week, the boys sit back for something a little easier on the brain - mysterious creatures that may or may not exist... Cryptids! Could there be something real behind the thousands of cryptid sightings reported for centuries around the world... or is it all just a product of the human subconscious?

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.9	This is the last podcast.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.2	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:12.3	Who was that?
0:14.7	Yeah, no, but it was truly a wonderful time.
0:19.2	It was a great time.
0:20.2	But yeah, I was saying, like, one of my alligator buddies got bit by a crocodile. It just shows it's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, this is a crocodile bike. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Luckily, it was a really small crocodile, and it only ripped one tendon, so everything's going to be okay he's already back
0:38.3	up he said they said that he went to the hospital they pushed like the tendon inside of them they
0:42.6	put him in a boot and he was back at work that night i was like the crocodile's gonna live yeah you
0:47.6	don't gotta get right back in there yeah i think that by that point we're like maybe we can take a break
0:52.4	they've been around for millions of years.
0:54.4	So it's animal people, man.
0:56.0	It's that badge of honor.
0:57.2	Like, they want to get hurt and then be able to go back to work. Like, yep, I got me by car. I'm back at work two hours. She'd be like, nobody cares that you're bragging. Yeah, it's the same thing with my father. The same shit. You're the only one who knows.
1:08.7	You know that, right?
1:09.7	You're the only person who knows that you're doing this to yourself.
1:11.6	Days off are allowed.
1:13.8	They're super...
1:14.4	Guess what? The same shit. You're the only one who knows. You know that, right? You're the only person who knows that you're doing this to yourself.
1:11.6	Days off are allowed. They're super, and guess what? Really, is a workplace injury. And you know what else is, you need it? It's like, you know, like friends and family and other people might know you. You might want to leave for a second. I'm almost kind of jealous. I don't think I can get a workplace injury.
1:27.5	No, well, you can get a workplace injury.
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