Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 55K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Henry & Marcus bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news as the boys react to this weekend's alleged assassination attempt on the President at The White House Correspondents Dinner, AND THEN - Pissed off Long Island girlfriend blows sleeping boyfriend's hand off with dynamite, Scientology buildings continue to be raided by delinquents, and much, much more...

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.5	This is the last podcast.
0:04.7	On the left.
0:06.3	Side stories?
0:08.8	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:11.9	Side stories.
0:13.3	Yes.
0:15.1	So, Marcus.
0:19.4	Yes, Enri. Welcome to side stories. Thank you. It's good to see you. It's good to see you too. It's been a while.
0:26.6	Isn't it nice to finally be here for some of the funniest and best stories in America?
0:33.3	I came on the best week, the best possible week ever to come on side stories.
0:38.8	You know, I'm glad that you're here because this story that we're about to talk about and all the stuff that we have to talk about, it's extremely difficult to parse through.
0:49.7	Yeah, real difficult to parse through, real difficult to separate your own personal feelings from, you know, everything else that's going on.
0:57.1	It's a difficult one.
0:58.3	I had to have a separate call with our lawyers so that I could ask what I could talk about today.
1:06.3	That's some of my favorite stuff.
1:08.6	Everyone loves talking to lawyers.
1:10.1	Welcome to side stories. Henry Zabrowski frequent flyer with our on-site lawyer. I'm sitting here with the Sidney Sweeney of LPN. Is it? How would I get that? I'd say that you're the, yeah, you're the Sydney Sweeney of LPN. Okay, how? How so? How am I the Sydney Sweeney of LPN? Natural talents. Oh. I would say you, um, elegant penis. Excellent taste in men. Thank you. Um, you are an amazing performer. Thank you. I appreciate that quite a bit. And your best bits jiggle up and down. I'm here with Marcus Parks.
1:46.2	Sitting in for Edward this week doing family stuff out in Ohio.
1:49.4	He is making love to his family, which is one of the nicest things you can do when you're never in town.
1:56.3	You know, and then he can really be spread amongst his in-laws.
1:58.6	He can be.
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