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side stories that's when the cannibalism started

side stories yes just another beautiful Monday morning.

Yes, it is, baby.

You know, it's just so nice out here.

Portland.

I can't believe we made it.

We made it through Alaska.

We made it through the tundra.

Through the Yukon.

We went over Canada.

You can't believe that we're here. You can't believe that we're here.

I can't believe me is here as well, Andy.

Yes, if we were to stop there, they would have to change the name to you can't.

Oh, you're the one.

You're the one.

Eddie, where are we?

We currently are in Portland, Oregon at the wonderful, What's the name of the studio we're in? We're over at Robot Pirate Media. We want to say thank you guys so much. We have such a handsome operator here. Yes. I'm looking at him. Randall. God. Randy, of course. Rand? Yeah, you're making me Randy. Of course you're like, your first name's Randy. God, I'm just picturing you naked. God, I just want to suck on your weird, hairy Portland knees. Oh, yeah, I bet you could tie your shoes with your penis. God, we love being here. But we're here for a special reason. It's not just to smoke weed outside of our homes. No. That's right. Today is 420 to us. Oh, so high. I think I'm going to die, man. Fucking, dude, I'm afraid of me, dude. Yes. But that's why we do it. We smoke weeds so you don't have to hear at side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello, I feel big. You are big. And we have had truly one of the most wonderful confluence of days and events over the last several day. I just can't even believe it. First of all of all of announcements. Yes, all kinds of shit. A lot of shit. Thank you to everybody that came out to those Alaska shows. Those Alaska shows were so much fun. Oh my God. We had over 400 people in Anchorage. I cannot believe it. I just want to say, we were even talking about it. I didn't know there were 400 people in Anchorage. They weren't. They were trucked in. Yeah, right? We had them bust in. Boated in from Russia.

Yes, they were. There was a lot of spies. Yes. And I just want to say thank you so much to the Russian intelligence agencies for sending Boris and Natasha to our show. We did see a Boris and Natasha. I absolutely saw Boris and Natasha. I saw a fat Russian man. Yeah. And then I saw a very skinny, hot Russian woman and they were going, and they were yelling at each other and shit. And they were plotting. Yes. In the airport. You and Natalie would make a great Boris and Natasha for Halloween. Honestly, it's a great idea. That's a good. That's a good, put it in the old bank. I will. Fairbanks also had the first time I've ever seen a Russian grocery store, and I did not know that Russia was...

I have seen Russian grocery stores before.

But I did not know it was famous for its groceries.

No, it's definitely not.

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