Episode 66: Fat Guys Eating Sushi

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2015

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Ralphie and Lahna join three fat dudes for a night of sushi and shit-talking amongst friends in LA. Listen in on a night of hedonism as they discuss all things sushi, eating, and traveling, with a couple of the fat guys hitting on the waitress thrown in for good measure...

You think sushi doesn't fill you up? See what it takes to put these guys in a food coma.

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0:00.0	First, I was like, it's really fucking hot, right?
0:03.0	And I caught the jalapeno halfway down my throat.
0:06.0	So I'm like, immediately I'm like, fuck, if this is gonna burn,
0:08.0	I'm gonna burn like all the way down and all the way through and all the way out.
0:13.0	And then I'm like, I'm really fucked if that happens.
0:15.0	I like the house too cold.
0:23.6	I like to keep it hot.
0:26.6	I don't care much for cooking.
0:29.6	I like to eat a lot.
0:32.6	It scares me when she's driving.
0:35.6	And that always causes a fight
0:37.9	I like to fuck in the morning
0:40.7	And I like to fuck at night
0:43.2	Sometimes it drives me crazy
0:50.4	All those things you do
0:53.0	You're a big fat gentile
0:56.1	And you're a dirty chew
0:58.3	Sometimes you are wrong
1:01.5	Sometimes you're not right
1:03.8	Lighty bus in the morning
1:06.6	And I suck dick at night
1:09.3	How excited are you to go to Katana on Wednesday?
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