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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 65: Cooking with Stoner Rob

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2015

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Stoner Rob is BACK!!!

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, Stoner Rob steps into Lahna and Ralphie's kitchen to school them on making the best weed butter for edibles. Sit back, roll a joint, and listen as Lahna and Ralphie get high, make some pot brownies, and learn some fun facts from the one and only Stoner Rob. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, yeah. It was awesome, Lana. Such a smooth lead leaves, man. You've been watching me for years. You're good. That reminds me the first time my girl, or my little sister actually took a hit. I pack a bolt and I'm like, careful though. You know, it's gonna be killer. It's your first hit. She hits it. Looks at me.

0:22.6

Like, waits like five seconds, blows that on her nose.

0:24.2

It goes, that's pretty good.

0:33.3

I like the house to cold.

0:36.1

I like to keep it hot.

0:39.0

I don't care much for cooking. I like to keep it hot I don't care much for cooking I like to eat a lot

0:41.6

scares me when she's driving

0:44.4

and that always causes a bite

0:47.1

I like to fuck in the morning

0:49.9

and I like to fuck at night

0:52.4

sometimes and I like to fuck at night Sometimes it drives me crazy

0:59.7

All those things you do

1:02.3

You're a big fat gentile

1:05.4

And you're a dirty chew

1:07.6

Sometimes you are wrong

1:10.7

Sometimes you're not right

1:13.6

I like tea bus in the morning

1:16.6

and I suck to get night

1:18.6

marijuana in its form

1:22.6

all its forms is causing a lot of

1:26.6

interesting news to happen around the country.

1:30.0

You know, with the legalization for recreational use in Colorado and Washington State,

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