Episode 67: Stripper Wisdom and Big Jay

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2015

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, Big Jay Oakerson joins us to talk about seedy jobs he had before becoming a full-time comedian and connects to the seedier parts of comic life. Jay shares stories of being a chauffer for strippers (and trying to date one), while Ralphie and Lahna pitch in with their own stripper stories and sad-sack tales from the road.

We also introduce a new segment, "Stripper Wisdom," which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like...

Transcript

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0:00.0	You have a stage name?
0:01.9	I do have a stage name.
0:03.4	What is it?
0:04.0	Janessa.
0:04.8	Janessa?
0:05.4	With a G because I'm gangster like that.
0:07.5	Janessa.
0:08.4	How did you settle on that?
0:09.8	I was in Vegas and there's a lot of girls that work in Vegas and nobody can have the same name.
0:16.9	So I wrote a list out with 20 names and all of them were taken.
0:21.5	What was the first one on your list?
0:23.5	Vanessa.
0:24.3	Vanessa.
0:25.0	Which was my name for like three years prior.
0:28.4	So he goes, well, this is your fresh start, right?
0:31.1	Genesis, first book of the Bible.
0:35.2	Genesis and Vanessa is Janessa.
0:44.6	I like the house to cold.
0:47.9	I like to keep it hot.
0:50.4	I don't care much for cooking.
0:53.6	I like to eat a lot.
0:56.2	It scares me when she's driving.
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