Episode 64: The Way of the Vine
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2015
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
This week the Perfect 10 Podcast welcomes Vine celebrity and comedian Elton Castee. With youtube, twitter, vine, instagram, there's just so many ways to get internet famous! But can it last? Is it transferable into ticket sales in the real world? Elton talks shop then tells some stories about pulling pranks and getting arrested all in the name of a great Vine, while Ralphie shares some of his own prank stories... that lasted a little longer than 6 seconds.
Later, Lahna and Elton make a hilarious video - so look for it this week on Elton's Vine!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's like a chalkboard, but you made your car into a chalkboard. |
| 0:02.7 | Yep. |
| 0:03.1 | So everywhere you go people, what's the most outrageous thing? |
| 0:05.5 | I mean, right now there's a penis on your car. |
| 0:06.9 | People draw dicks on my car all the time. |
| 0:08.7 | Really? |
| 0:09.2 | Like all the, like, I literally have to leave a note that says, please keep it PG. I like the house too cold. |
| 0:22.6 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:25.6 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:28.6 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:30.6 | It scares me when she's driving. |
| 0:33.6 | And that always causes a bite. |
| 0:36.6 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:38.9 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 0:41.4 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 0:48.6 | All those things you do |
| 0:51.2 | You're a big fat gentile and you're a dirty chew sometimes you are wrong |
| 0:59.7 | sometimes you're not right i like deep us in the morning and i suck dick at night you love twitter right |
| 1:10.1 | i'm a little bit addicted to twitter yeah not as bad as I used to be |
| 1:15.3 | but Twitter is like a like a trot line you know you go out and you work the trot line |
| 1:25.1 | and see what you've caught you put out a statement and then you see how many times it gets retweeted, who talks to you |
| 1:31.9 | about it. |
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