The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. Irene, hi, you got to find a bus,

That's okay to come over me, I'm just about to me.

Oh, on the right side, you got to be on the right side.

Uh, Irene, hi, you asked me to come over about the office supplies. I'm just about to put it in an order. Hi, Amber, yes, come in. Okay, so you see this pen? Uh-huh. Click, click, click, click. It clicks on the bottom. I see it. It makes the click. Click, click. Okay, so this is what I want. This is what I need. It's less time, you see. So if I use, look at this pen, look at this pen. It doesn't have the click, click.

I have to remove the cap. And I put it on the other side of the pen. That is more time. So you don't want any of the cap pens. No caps. Okay, click, click, click, click. That's what I need. Stacey down the hall really likes her caps. Well, Stacey down the hall is just going to have to deal with it because I'm the boss, okay? Okay. And you are the temp, so you are going to have to do what I say. Oh. Part of the job of being a temp is just taking everyone's shit and then putting it in your stomach and digesting it. Because we need to know that someone is less than us.

Well, thank you, Irene. I've learned so much today. Thank you so much.

Okay, get out of my office.

Welcome to the brighter side, everybody.

We're going to be talking about temp working today.

Oh, working hard for that money. Not on that health insurance.

Not on the payroll.

You're just coming around the office doing little stupid shit and then leaving.

We have a very special guest with us today.

Nick Turner, welcome to the show.

Thanks, man.

You're going to help us find the brighter side of temp work.

As always, we've got Sam sam warts is here and amber

nelson and i'm cina john fuck yeah eddie spaghetti has um you know he's got on a boat and lit

that boat on fire no you know what happened is i saw him right outside actually and his dick

had fallen off oh yeah again yeah you had to go to the hospital.

Oh, that's a big one.

Yeah.

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