Episode 64: Dead Parents

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Everybody's got 'em. And everybody loses them. I can only be talking about two things, socks or parents. But today we are we ain't riffing on some bullshit socks, we're jamming on those dead ass parents. Joining The Brighter Side is Kellen Maloney from Murderfist and comedian Alison Zeidman.

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0:00.0	The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audibledrile.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. Mommy side, you got to be on the bright side.
0:33.6	Mommy?
0:35.6	What?
0:40.5	Where do we go when we die?
0:42.2	Ah, Christ, now?
0:46.8	Mommy, you're on your deathbed.
0:50.5	You're dying, where are you going to go, Mommy?
0:54.8	I'll tell you where I'm not going to go.
0:56.2	Heaven?
0:59.4	No, to the shed with the pool guy.
1:01.4	Whoa, I missed that.
1:05.0	Man, if your father knew, he'd be upset.
1:06.2	Daddy's dead, too.
1:07.7	Oh, yeah, absolutely.
1:09.5	That was the best day of my life.
1:11.8	Everyone's dead in my life.
1:14.4	How do I keep... Mommy?
1:16.7	Mom.
1:19.0	Mommy, ma'am.
1:20.1	My parents are dead.
1:24.1	And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
1:30.2	This is the brighter side of your dead parents.
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