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I just want to say that after all this time we've been together thinking about you.

I don't like you anymore.

You know what?

I don't like you either.

Oh, that's such a relief. Thank God we both hate each other. Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, man, I was so worried that, you know, you were actually going to say you did like me. No, no. You found your sleep. I've done everything I could do to make you hate me. And I'm so happy that it, you know, what I was trying to do actually worked. It worked. It worked. You called my mother, called her a cunt.

When you told my dad that I knew my mom was cheating on him, woof. Yeah, that was a good one, right? Man, that fucked with me. That was a good one. That was a horrible thing. Oh, so we should, uh, break up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what, let's not even choose who takes the house.

Let's just burn it down.

I love it.

Thank you. With the kids inside, right? I mean, at least, you know, the weakest of them, Jeremy. He'll fight his way out. Can I still date both of you, though, please? Because I like you, too. All right. I got her on Saturdays. you got her on Sundays. The rest of the week, you're on your own. Oh, thank God, because I need my alone time. Hey, everybody. This is the brighter side. And today we are talking about the wonderful breakups. But bu, but breakups. B'b, b'am, bam, b'am. Get out of my house, bitch.

We ain't together no more.

Fuck you.

Fuck your life.

We done.

Trash.

No more of this, bitch.

I'm going to fucking put you on the curb and they're going to pick you up and you're

going to go to the heap that you belong in.

I like you, but you don't like me.

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