Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2017

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

The worst thing politicians do, a call from a fake policeman, Nazis and tiki torches, Asterios' birthday cuck cake,The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, boobs on a battleship, trans in the military, America's imaginary stupid baby, the pressure cooker, the world's dumbest fans, another leak, racist carbon credits, and heroes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Yeah!
0:13.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:14.0	Ready!
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:23.0	Welcome to Dick! You need Dick, you want Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick.
0:27.0	You got it!
0:28.0	It's the show, where everything is a contest coming to you live, which really is you can I can say it because it's
0:35.8	live on YouTube right now from big swing and dick patreon.com slash the dick
0:40.7	show coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain
0:46.0	Deep in the heart of the city of failure. I am your host Dick Masters and with me as always is Sean the audio engineer
0:51.4	Hello Dick.
0:52.7	What's up buddy?
0:53.9	You know?
0:54.9	A long week for you?
0:55.8	This and that.
0:56.5	You all right?
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:58.5	You hanging in there?
0:59.5	I'm good. Joining us today is the undisputed, the undisputed very heavyweight.
1:07.0	Oh, thank you.
1:10.0	Super heavyweight is the term.
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