EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More!
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, are you done? Are you done talking about? I've been waiting, I've literally been waiting to hit record for like 10 minutes while you drone on and on about some stupid book, having to pretend I care. |
| 0:11.0 | I've been sitting here having to pretend I care about some stupid book that Kevin's reading |
| 0:14.7 | for 10 minutes. |
| 0:15.7 | Just finger hovering over the record button. |
| 0:19.8 | Slow size. |
| 0:20.8 | Hovering over the record button. |
| 0:22.4 | Just little size. You just happen to say things like, oh, man, that sounds cool. Oh, that sounds like a really great book. The whole time thinking, when the fuck are you going to shut up so we can record something that anybody wants to hear. |
| 0:35.0 | This is all just, hey, this is practically dead air. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey, how boring was his conversation about his book? |
| 0:41.0 | This is better. |
| 0:42.0 | This is better. What you're hearing right now is so much. Hearing |
| 0:48.4 | me complain about him talking about a book about the making of Mad Max Fury Road. |
| 0:54.4 | You got it right, folks. |
| 0:56.0 | That's what we've been talking about. |
| 0:58.1 | For what felt like hours, I spent a week there one night, finger hovering over the record button, thinking to myself, |
| 1:06.7 | what are we going to talk about? And then suddenly he's like, you know, there's a pause. |
| 1:11.3 | There's a pause long enough for me to hit record and be like shut up |
| 1:15.2 | Nobody cares about your stupid book done have I seen the movie? Yeah, I saw the movie mad max fury road |
| 1:21.4 | No shit do I need to read about the making of it and how it took 18 years to... |
| 1:26.6 | No, nobody cares. Nobody cares. Oh, but hey everybody, if you're wondering, for the longest time, there was no script, it was only storyboards, |
| 1:36.2 | because George R.R. Martin, or whoever the hell wanted to make a chase scene. |
| 1:40.5 | George Miller. |
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