Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind!
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2024
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This week Kevin and Hank are talking the effects of cigar smoke on a cockroach, an Amish town in Pennsylvania, coffee pellets, porch pooping and so much more! Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Action. No, go ahead Kevin. Do you know your lines? No. Do you ever have dreams? |
| 0:07.0 | There were lines? I've been doing lines with bears in Florida for about a week and a half now. |
| 0:15.0 | With our projects I usually don't have lines. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.0 | I talk. You listen. |
| 0:22.0 | That's true. We did just do a video for on what the on water app |
| 0:26.2 | yep and you're in it but you had one you got to say a couple you got to say you up at one point you say of course of and and then you say one |
| 0:36.4 | other thing I think yeah it's a 25 minute video of just me talking and every now and then Kevin gets to say something. |
| 0:44.7 | Okay, just stand there and look stupid. Perfect. You're the straight man. Yes, you're the |
| 0:49.1 | straight man. You're the straight man. You are the funniest part of the, well that's not true. I'm the funniest part of the well that's not sure I'm the funniest part but you're but out of two you're |
| 0:56.0 | attitude it is funny because you look at something like that so okay so we just did a video for why we're talking about a video that you don't get to see while you're listening to us. |
| 1:06.5 | Talk doesn't matter. We did a video, I'm talking to the camera and I'm roasting you the whole time. |
| 1:12.3 | I'm talking about how, you know, if you go fishing you're going to need a net unless you're Kevin you know if you never catch anything sort of jokes. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a great joke about a bread bag in there that I don't want to give away. |
| 1:22.0 | No, no, but the on water app and it'll be on my social |
| 1:26.4 | media stuff here in the next in the coming days. I just finished it and sent it to him. But the reality is, Kevin, you don't talk a lot during, |
| 1:36.0 | you are just reacting to me being a douche. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah, pretty much to you. |
| 1:40.0 | Yes. |
| 1:41.0 | But that's, that really is the funny part. Right, yeah. I mean, your really is the funny part yeah I mean your reaction is the |
| 1:45.0 | funny part you know I mean you're lucky I wrote those reactions for you yes |
| 1:50.8 | and then sigh and then turn so your wife texted me because I |
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