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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

In this episode that maybe should never have been recorded, Hank is freestylin' about a plethora of nonsense... Fishing house flies and the disgusting habits of ancient Romans are the main topics in this meandering mess. You've been warned! Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, before you listen to this week's episode, I apologize.

0:07.0

In advance, don't expect much. I mean, the bar is not high and I've lowered it even more on this episode. So, hey, enter at your own risk.

0:17.0

This episode, Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures is brought to you by Patreon.com

0:23.4

forward slash Haak the pro staffers.

0:25.6

Okay, hold on here we go.

0:26.9

This episode Hank Patterson's Outdoor Miss Adventures is brought to you by the

0:30.0

pro staffers, the patrons at Patreon dot by my patron, but you should know who the patrons are. By the good, good people.

0:37.1

Okay, if you want to support this show, go to Patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson.

0:41.8

At Patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson at patreon dot com forward slash Hank Paterson you can find

0:45.6

additional content that you can't find anywhere else you can subscribe you can give me

0:49.9

you can just give me your money okay you can support the show at patreon dot com fordice hank patterson you know the

0:56.0

drill okay hey this is the eighth time I've started this episode and how bad

1:02.2

were the other seven? I kept this. What you've heard so far I'm keeping.

1:07.0

This is gold compared to what I was doing on those other ones.

1:10.0

Because I really don't have a good plan, and I know I always joke about the fact that we don't have a good plan and typically when I'm joking about not having a good plan we have at least a plan and typically a good plan even though I'm joking about the fact that we don't have a plan.

1:23.6

This time I really don't have much of a plan.

1:27.2

Got thrown for a little bit of a loop.

1:29.0

Kevin and me were supposed to record.

1:31.4

So I had an outline, had some stuff ready to go, Kevin's got COVID. So, dear, dear, Kevin,

1:39.0

couldn't be here because he's under the weather and we wish him a speedy recovery and at the same time

1:45.4

hey Kevin you know maybe if you you know weren't out wash your hands you know what I mean hey hey

1:50.5

wash your hands don't go on vacation.

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