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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind!

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing while getting some well deserved laughs. Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

We don't want everybody to miss out on this conversation because I feel like dog shit today.

0:08.0

Yeah, I feel like dog if dog shit had feelings like if dog shit felt away.

0:15.0

Like we say we feel like dog shit.

0:18.0

But what does that really mean?

0:19.0

We don't know how dog... I don't mean emotionally I feel like dog shit.

0:23.0

No. That comes and goes.

0:25.0

Yeah. You know, I just typically if I'm thinking about,

0:28.0

you just my life I'll feel emotionally like dog shit. Sure.

0:32.0

If I'm just driving around thinking

0:34.2

about like how could you not well I mean if I had how could you not Sometimes I ask myself the question, what would five-year-old Hank think of 49-ish-year-old.

0:55.0

So we're in 2017.

0:59.0

Of 75-year-old, Hank.

1:00.0

What would that, what would the little boy Hank think of what Hank has become?

1:09.3

And then I emotionally feel like dog shit, just knowing how much I've disappointed that young man.

1:14.8

I was on Tik-Tok the other day. I'm a sucker for Tik-Tok and I'm scrolling around and one of those

1:22.1

I went to high school in the 80s the late 80s

1:25.8

bitches settle down and by the way I went to high when, like during the best time ever to go to high school, as far as I'm concerned.

1:36.6

Sure.

1:37.6

Pre-cell phone, pre-parents being able to keep track of you.

1:41.6

I mean at a time when you could stand outside of 7-Eleven and

1:45.6

talks a loser into buying your beer. Fantastic time to be alive as a teenager.

1:50.8

I watch Stranger Things. It looks awesome. Yeah, well, or Dazed and confused. I've said that before.

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