The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. Hi, on the bright side, you got me, come from the boots.

That's okay to me for a lot of me.

All on the bright side, you got to be on the bright side.

You got to be on the bright side.

Hi, um, uh, some pretty.

So, uh, you want to go get a slice of pizza sometime?

I'm sorry, yeah, I don't know, wherever you want.

All right, I know a great place right around the corner.

All right, I won't say what I like, but if I don't like it, I'll complain.

All right, I'm just so nervous about being a person around a person.

I'm so nervous about being around a woman.

Let's just have sex immediately.

Okay.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah.

Oh, this is the brightest side. Okay. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Oh, this is the brightest side. We're talking about dating. If you could scramble those words, I just cooked together in this microphone. And this hot mic. Someone came there. Someone had an orgasm. It was neat. It sounded like the guy. It was like either that or the waiter. I don't know. We've all come. D-da-da-da-dating. Okay, Cupid. Tapping under a bathroom stall. Meeting in a bar or just fucking right then and there. We're talking about dating. The courtships. The who's, what's where, is where you're from? What's going on?

Where'd you go to college?

Did you go to community school?

You know, all those questions we asked.

Community school.

That's a school, I think.

I don't even know.

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