If you want to look good and not be bummy, yo, you better give me that money. Ooh! Hey, dirtie. Uh-uh-uh-uh. Baby I got your money. Don't you worry. I said, hey, baby I got your money. Uh-uh. Hey, dirty. Maybe I got your money. Don't you worry. I said, hey, baby, I got your money.

I like the house to cold.

I like to keep it hot.

I don't care much more cooking

I like to eat a lot

scares me when she's driving

and that always causes a bite

I like to fuck in the morning

and I like to fuck at night

sometimes it drives me crazy to fuck at night.

Sometimes it drives me crazy.

All those things you do. You're a big fat gentile.

And you're a dirty Jew.

Sometimes you are wrong.

Sometimes you're not right. I like deep us in the morning and i'm

toxic at night ladies and gentlemen welcome to the perfect 10 podcast and now you're host

ralphi may and la turner hi guys this is launa turner you're Now you host, Ralphie Mae and Lana Turner.

Hi, guys, this is Lana Turner.

You're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast, and filling in today for Ralphie is Matt Kirshin.

Hey, I think I'm pretty much, I'd say I'm in almost exact substitute for Ralphie.

I think so.

I think you feel the voice. Same person, same physique. If you hadn't said right at the beginning filling in for Ralphie, they would have just assumed nothing had happened. You've screwed yourself there. We've let the cat out of the bag. We could have, we could have bluffed it all the way through. Well, let's just pretend. Ralphie, how is your week? I can't believe you don't know that. We're married. We've been married. We've got kids together, and you're just asking me now on air. I probably see you more than I do him these days. So, anyhow, thank you for joining us. Matt is a very, very talented comedian. Thank you. And, like, last comic standing and touring the world.

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