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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 62: We're Back Bitches!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Ralphie May and Lahna Turner are BACK with a new episode of The Perfect 10 Podcast on a NEW network, All Things Comedy. Hear what they've been up to over the past year, meet their new producer, and come along as Lahna and Jake Pentland spruce up the classic battle of the sexes debate via a taint wax at Pink Cheeks Salon.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back. It's Ralphie Mae. And Lana Turner. And we are The Perfect 10 podcast. Thanks for

0:05.7

tuning in. And we've been on hiatus by that. I mean, I've been too fucking... What am I supposed

0:12.5

to do? Fucking do, uh... Just be excited because you just got to... I am excited. What am I supposed

0:17.4

to do? Jesus. Hi, everybody. I'm Ralphie Mae. And Lana Turner. And we are the Perfect Tim podcast. Back, bitches. Boy, am I excited. I'm so, so excited. This is take number three, and I am so fucking excited. I think that's hilarious. Okay. Don't be mad. I'm not mad. I'm excited, too. Yeah. But I'm not like fake excited.

0:39.4

I'm excited, excited.

0:40.6

Well, I was excited, excited, excited, but it wasn't excited enough for you.

0:44.6

I'm fucking fat.

0:46.2

What am I supposed to do?

0:47.3

Burned needless calories?

0:48.8

I can't do that.

0:50.0

We're back.

0:50.9

I'm excited.

0:51.8

This is great.

0:52.5

So I should be more excited? I think you should be very excited.

0:55.6

It's our podcast.

0:56.6

Okay.

0:57.8

Hold on.

0:58.5

Let me go get the fireworks.

1:00.1

Okay.

1:00.6

All right.

1:00.9

Let's try again.

1:01.6

Danger.

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