Episode 60: Thai Game!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2013

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

This week Lahna visits comedian Dwayne Perkins at the only place in LA he's ever miss if he left; Ganda Thai cuisine in little Thailand, a restaurant so authentic the servers barely speak English! The language barrier cause Dwayne to create a game he teaches Lahna where in he does charades to communicate with the wait staff. The two order some food and talk over lunch about Dwayne's dating history (yes there were Asian girl stories) about touring and why Dwayne is avoiding visiting certain counties until he's married one day. Dwayne also has a new book out so be sure to pick up Hot Chocolate for the mind. This weeks music is....Luella and the sun.

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0:00.0	Debbie, do me a favor, please send my two o'clock appointment in, Brian and Amanda. Thanks so much, huh.
0:22.4	So, Amanda, Brian, what would you say is the biggest problem in your marriage?
0:27.4	We have way too much sex.
0:30.2	We have sex like six times a day, and I never know what it's about to happen.
0:33.8	I'm scared all the time.
0:35.7	You're scared all the time.
0:37.3	Well, Brian, most husbands
0:39.2	wouldn't be complaining in your position.
0:42.4	Yes, Brian.
0:44.1	Don't complain.
0:45.8	No, Amanda. I can't
0:47.3	like you do this to me forever.
0:49.1	Shut up, Brian.
0:56.1	Doc, you see, she does it to me.
0:58.0	Shot, Brian!
1:00.8	I hate sex.
1:02.9	What the hell's going on in here?
1:06.0	Amanda, you just punched your husband in the stomach four times.
1:08.8	Is that the sex that Brian keeps referring to?
1:10.5	Is that what he thinks sex is?
1:15.3	Well, you see, doctor, I was his first love.
1:19.4	He grew up strictly religious, and no one taught him anything about sex before me.
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