Episode 61 - Dick on Mister Metokur

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Colored pens, not noticing the waiter bringing your food, an update on Count Dankula, Mister Metokur calls in, 20 questions on checkout, brand new car door dings, AM I BEING DETAINED, Larry's poop chip, dating with HSV2, a studio-only towel, an animatronic pile of failure, punchable voices, the Manifest Observable Behavior rule or M.O.B. rule for short, diaper furries and degeneracy, escape rooms, losing a thumb, and girls not understanding deep philosophical ish; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Hey,
0:29.0	welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it.
0:32.0	It's the show where everything is a podcast coming to you
0:37.0	live from a mountain bunker
0:40.0	made of concrete deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:45.2	I am your host from the coldest studio on earth.
0:51.2	This is the most coldest studio on Earth, Sean, the most, the coldest
0:56.1	studio on Earth. Equipment can barely run at the temperatures in this studio because
1:01.4	electrons slow down.
1:04.4	They are neither a particle or a wave at this temperature.
1:07.4	They are nothing.
1:08.6	They're just math.
1:10.4	And they are now shooting at a different angle than they were
1:12.3	when you start at a different angle than they were
1:12.5	shooting at a different angle.
1:13.5	Do you want me just doing to fix the air?
1:14.8	I gotta introduce everyone, then I'll fix the air.
1:17.5	You don't have to fix the air.
1:19.0	With me as always, buddy, I look disgusting on the video fee that you get at
1:24.8	Patreon.com slash the dick show even for as little as a dollar that we have with
1:28.2	every episode really you get two videos of Jamie Lynn Hughes quite frankly
1:31.3	there's no better deal on earth than that for a dollar.
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