Episode 60 - Dick on Nazi Pugs

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2017

⏱️ 172 minutes

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Summary

Count Dankula: The Nazi Pug Guy, big-leaguing at the symphony, praying for bluetooth, Aspartame Alarmists, The Argument Tamagotchi, the worst part about prison, a Comic-Con prank, child free and happier than can be conceived by mortals, the press, Asterios' band, my simple plan to stop the next Hitler, a lost box of guns, Jamie Lynn talks about spanking, farting on airplanes, brainwashing, a gerry-rigged air conditioner, why Comic-con is a gigantic waste of money, booth-based ToS violations, sensible chuckle-fests, dealing with blackout guilt, and a disagreement with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Y Yee!
0:17.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:22.0	Yeah! Hey! Welcome to Dick.
0:26.0	You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick.
0:29.0	You got it.
0:30.0	It's the show where everything is a podcast.
0:33.0	And a podcast.
0:35.0	Come into you live.
0:37.0	From a mountain bunker in the city of failure.
0:40.0	I'm your host Dick Masterson.
0:41.0	And with me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:43.7	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy?
0:45.9	Joining us today special special guest appearance by Buffalo Bill newsbabe
0:52.2	newsbabe the greatest new the second best news, babe in the biz.
0:55.0	That's me.
0:55.8	Jamie Lynn Hughes, I think you are.
0:58.0	I was hoping you'd be ranked like number two overall.
1:00.8	Under, I think Keyanne is on top on the on the board. I'm pretty far down actually you're pretty far down. Are you number two when it comes to women? No. Are you number two when it comes to people with three names?
1:13.0	Uh, I don't know.
1:15.0	Maybe we got to Mark David Christensen up there.
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